Billy Mays could sell Wilford Brimley pixie sticks.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
This Dog
Billy Mays could sell you this dog. For only $19.95. And he could throw in a bag of shit as a bonus offer and make it sound like a bargain.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Chuck Norris
Billy Mays could sell Chuck Norris a bowflex, or prostitutes, or a razor, or karate lessons, or band-aids...
Aunt Jemima
Billy Mays could sell Aunt Jemima molasses, even though she apparently doesn't **** around.
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